How to Take Over the World

By on Apr 3, 2013 in Poetry

Guy with moustache and axe

invent a catchy slogan
that rhymes with your name
buy the best adjectives.
think with your penis.

swear that poetry is dead
kill it with an axe.
slap someone across the head.
high 5 a stranger.    make him miss.

grow a porn mustache.
grab your crotch when you speak.
carry a luggage of verbs
do not use them.

roll your tongue in the mouth
then speak one word.
giggle at the news.
say hemingway was a pussy.

burp  when asked your name.
are you still with me?
grab your crotch again.
smile.

About

Richard Lighthouse is a writer and artist. He has been published in numerous journals worldwide and resides in Houston, Texas.