To Hell in a Handbasket
In Exodus 20:8 of the King James Bible, God commands, “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.” My mother, in her continuous quest to commune with the Almighty, made sure that not a single Sabbath day passed that she and her three little daughters were not in Sunday School at Liberty Baptist Church, and the expletives she spouted while trying to get us there reinforced just how holy the day was. “Holy mother of God, you three are going to be the death of me.” “Holy shit, I’ve got a run in my pantyhose!” “Holy hell, we’re going to be late!” she...
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