How to Take Over the World
invent a catchy slogan that rhymes with your name buy the best adjectives. think with your penis. swear that poetry is dead kill it with an axe. slap someone across the head. high 5 a stranger. make him miss. grow a porn mustache. grab your crotch when you speak. carry a luggage of verbs do not use them. roll your tongue in the mouth then speak one word. giggle at the news. say hemingway was a pussy. burp when asked your name. are you still with me? grab your crotch...
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