Atomic Mod and Wildflower Mural

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By Lauren Sanders

Her work, she explains, isn't all shopping and sitting back while the money rolls in, as most people think.

"It's nice because I make my own hours," she admits, "but it's not as glamorous as it seems."

She gets to shop, yes, but she also spends the bulk of her time doing extensive listings on eBay, preparing items to be shipped (which involves frequent trips to the post office, sometimes hauling two or three loads from the house to the car to the mailroom), organizing an exhaustive inventory ("It's always a conflict," she tells me, "between picking up a great deal, or thinking: I value my peace of mind and the ability to turn around in a four by five foot space too much to buy this right now"), and dealing with, as she describes them, "assholes", all day long.

"Sometimes if I'm really pissy — and I do get pissy with people," Jaime confides, leaning forward with a surreptitious smirk. "I take as long to ship things as they take to pay me. Some people should just be put down. They shouldn't be allowed to use eBay. They should just get on with their lives and forget it ever happened.

"But I love it. I do," she says. "Mostly because I hate paying full price for…pretty much anything."

Jaime has been doing business on eBay for four years, but her father, who sold his first Redware jar when he was thirteen, gave Jaime her real start.

"I think it's in my blood," she muses, flicking open a handkerchief. Yellow-orange pears march along its sepia-toned border. "Sometimes I wonder why I wasted all that time in grad school."

She has a psychology degree from Cedar Crest College, and an MED in elementary school counseling from Kutztown. "I've been looking for a job in my field. I would still like to work as a counselor, but it's hard when you're finding positions that pay, what, eighteen dollars an hour? Which isn't awful, but I can make three hundred dollars a night doing this. I go to yard sales; I buy textbooks for a quarter and sell them for ninety dollars each." Brushing an errant strand of hair from her face, she sets the handkerchief down and shrugs.

It's clearly not just about the money, though. In between modeling a pale pink pill box hat and digging furiously through a large cardboard box jammed with track jackets, Lacoste polos, and worn-in graphic tee shirts ("I don't know what I did with something. This is not a surprise"), she slips casually into the story of her family.

"My grandmother was a very progressive lady, and she drove a trash truck," Jaime says, straightening, hands on her hips. She scans the room before moving on to another box, and explains that her grandparents owned a beer distributor in Doylestown for years. "Jessie and I, we'd go in there when we were little and sit in the cooler. Back then, A-Treat soda came in these little glass bottles — man, I sound like an old person right now, but they don't bottle them like that anymore. Or we'd climb up on the boxes and watch the cars come in."

She smiles around the story, and I can see in my mind miniature versions of Jaime and her little sister Jessie, with their matching Cheshire cat grins, giggling on top of boxes of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Budweiser; and then she continues, matter-of-factly, to tell me about her grandmother's alcoholism, her grandfather's death, and the strain on her own family.

"She remarried, conveniently enough, another alcoholic, so they could proceed, for twenty years, to drink the profits."

These revelations are uninhibited and unaffected; she speaks comfortably as she tosses impeccably folded clothing back into boxes, pausing only to eyeball a bolt of butter-colored fabric, embellished with an atomic pattern in deep russet and slate, for any imperfections.