I Ain't Goin' Dancin' Anymore
By Dean Borok

I went to the dance club Four Deuces last night
Somebody tried to rip me off and I got in a fight
This girl left by the back door with my new Ray-Ban sunglasses
The bouncers at the front door kicked twenty people's asses

Oh, I ain't goin' dancin' any more
Spend all my money, end up drunk on the floor
My shirt is ripped, my pants are burned, but at least I wasn't harmed
Next time I go dancing, I think that I'll go armed

The redhead in the satin suit piqued my imagination
And when we danced her bright blue eyes broadcast an invitation
But when she rubbed against me in the frenzy of the dance
She had a bulge the same as mine inside her satin pants

My girlfriends Pat and Julie left with two guys from the mob
They wanted me to come along and protect them from the slobs
I said "You girls are high, you're living in a momentary glory
but the looks on these guys' faces tells quite a different story"

My mother keeps on tellin' me
Meet a better class of people
But nobody has any class
All things being equal
When people go out drinking they leave their minds at home
There's no way you can go have fun and just be left alone

But I sure would like to spend time with that brunette named Ginette
And the Nepalese that Manny sells is (hack/cough) the best shit you can get
That blonde girl named Diane is a striking leather Venus
And Roxanne told me she'd like to get "something straight between us"
The only thing that's on my mind
My really only care
The only thing I can't decide
Is what I'm gonna' wear??!!!!