Song
Parody of "Song" by John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
By Stephanie Scarborough
Love
a woman? You're an #%@!
I agree with Mr. Wilmot.
To
choose out for your happiness
A
woman's as good as a lump of rot.
Who
would want to share his room
With
me and my girly crap?
Why
not live inside a tomb?
Or
some luxurious death trap?
So
don't hesitate to spend
Henceforth
every night and sit
With
your lewd, well-natured friend
Drinking
to engender wit.
And
have your health, wealth, mirth, and wine
And don't fall in female clenches.
For
you need no love of mine
With
your page worth forty wenches.
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