Band Names
(By Band-O-Matic and Berlin St. Croix)


Disclaimer:
Most of these band names came from
Band-O-Matic, but some are my original creation, and I reserve the right to use any one of them in my new goth/poet/punk/blues/rock band, currently unnamed.

If you use any of these names, write to me and give me free backstage passes and a signed copy of your first album, and a bowl of gummi bears with all the heads removed, or I will send my robo-droid, Sven, to your house and he will drool on your cat.

  • Urine-Soaked Bastards

  • The Pants Situation

  • I Touch Meat

  • Rectal Thermom-and-dad

  • Liquid Ice

  • The Butt Lemons

  • Veteran Starcrasher

  • Back Door Grandma

  • Velvet Rope

  • The Latte Incident

  • Goddamn and the Door Slams

  • Asphalt Buffet

  • The Accidental Virgin

  • Intravenous Burritos

  • Pandora's Box

  • Poisonous Hearts

  • Honeymoon Pussycat

  • Kill Brain Cells

  • Closet Geeks

  • Hot Mag-ma

  • Eat the Singer


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