The Radio Active Outlet
By Kelly Ann Malone

There's a wonderful place up the street
with prices you really can't beat.
The merchandise glows in hundreds of rows
with objects that really are neat.

In search of a two-headed dog?
Or maybe a six legged frog?
We've got a cat-with the head of a rat
Or how bout' a fish that can jog?

Our veggies are truly a sight.
Pink carrots will really delight.
Our apples have eyes and taste good in pies.
And they morph into pigs overnight.

We've got an award-winning fly
who stands over fifty feet high.
A bird that can talk, an egg that can walk.
But our green ducks are short in supply.

So bring in the kiddies and see
the horse that stings like a bee.
Our treasures you'll buy, in the blink of an eye.
And take home the goat-man for free!