Rock Lobsters By Anthony Gee |
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The only present danger was the unperceived and ever present risk of melanoma or sunstroke, and they were on the decline thanks to shock advertising. Flash a few pictures of advanced skin cancers or some puckered scars where someones flesh has been scooped like a melon, and very quickly, people start to listen. Vanity wins out in the end. Gunther Muntz slathered himself in a high protection sunscreen that also promised on the bottle to "facilitate the tanning process." He bought it before he left Germany, and he relished the way the young lady at the chemist had said that she was so envious that he was spending a bone chilling Hanover winter as a glorious Australian summer. Ven I return, he told her with a wink, I
vill bring the sun vith me. If I veturn. He remembered her giggling
at that, and at the time, Gunther already felt like he had brought the
sun with him. He was convinced that he had enough charm to melt entire
glaciers. At forty years old, it would have to be that charm that
would maintain his reputation as a jet-setting playboy as he gallivanted
about on an inheritance that wouldnt run dry in the course of three
lifetimes. His Father had made big money in the electronics industry and
had made ample provision for his son to be bathed and fed and put to bed
in style, every night, forever. Gunther stood up and looked at the bodies strewn over the
beach around him. He picked his way through the sunbathers as the conspicuous
nub in his thong pointed east, to the water, where its pleasant coolness
encouraged more temperate thoughts. He was oblivious to the shocked stares
and derogatory remarks that were left in his wake by those that were unfortunate
enough to look his way. Gunther kicked his feet and took leisurely strokes as he
swam out past even the furthest swimmers. Therefore, he was very proud of the swimming. He rolled over on to his back and floated on the gently
undulating swell. A long, white contrail from the exhaust of a plane was
starting to smudge on the deep cobalt blue sky. His ears were beneath
the surface, and all he could hear were the muted sounds of distant beach-goers
through the water. How exciting, thought Gunther, a vescue. Probably some dumkopf has gone out of his depth. He turned his head in the other direction and tried to push
himself up in the water in an effort to see who it was that was drowning. He heard the whistle scream again, like an osprey swooping
down on a fish. The two lifesavers were now plunging through the shallows
and waders were scrambling out of their way. Panic seized Gunther as the
possibility occurred to him that there could be a shark out here with
him. He spun around in the water, rotating a jerky three-sixty degrees
but he couldnt see anything. No dark shape looming through the transparent
sea. Even so, he thought it best to head back in.
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